stridersquad: richwhitelesbian: we need some new and more powerful swears
zackisontumblr: if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
vagisodium: vagisodium: i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0
finmeister: MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS
kingbritish: i don’t understand people who are against gay marriage and use the statement “i just couldn’t see myself marrying someone of the same sex” well 1) fucking duh you’re straight and 2) gay marriage isn’t about you special snowflake.
itsdeniseyo: assbutt-in-the-garrison: Ever wondered what lay beneath those “censored” red bars of this now infamous play of “Party Quirks”? Wonder no more. omg I can’t stop laughing at this Omfg
How to make Piñata cookies!
nijisplash: mischievousmelancholic: nada-interessante: !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sunshineface0014: assbutt-in-the-garrison: I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem You can’t even see your problem
everyday: i need new clothes
cantankerouscrab: hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
danisnotonfjre: giftedbuttwisted: At a 4 hour concert you burn about 1600 calories. In a typical PE/Gym class you burn 375. the choice is yours
slydigger: “but don’t tampons feel like having sex”
nippled: *throws flower petals at you* be my friend
rabioheab: if you take the letters from “OBAMA” and change them to numbers based on what number that letter is in the alphabet then you get 15 2 1 13 1, which adds up to 32 which is the current age of former backstreet boy nick carter. if that doesn’t scare you, then you don’t know the true meaning of fear.
kerplunks: we are all byproducts of fucking
HELLO ATTNE TION ALL TUMBLR USERS
staff: HELL O THIS IS REal STAFF YOU MUST RECORD YOURSELF BALANCING AN EGG ON YOUR BUTTCRACK SINGING EVERY SINGLE SONG LIL WAYNE HAS EVER CREATED OR ELSE YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED AND WE WILL SEND YOU BIRD POO
circumcisions: 1 billion dollars kinda sounds like a little amount of money until you see it in numbers like $1000000000 jesus christ
hellolxsa: i want a late night adventure. i want someone to call me up and say, “i’m outside. let’s go do something!” i want to go out late at night in my pj’s and my hair all tied up. maybe drive around. go to a park and just swing on the swings. maybe sit in the grass and watch the stars or maybe go to a 24 hour food place and pig out. i just want a late night adventure with people i like to...
h0llo: Do u ever just look at a guy and think “If I drowned in your cum i would die happy”
hell4b0ve: I HATE WHEN BOYS ARE SAD BECAUSE THEY COULD BE LITERALLY ABOUT TO BREAK DOWN BUT THEY STILL TRY TO BE TOUGH AND MANLY AND I JUST WANT TO HOLD THEM AND RUB THEIR BACK