Life's One Big Mother Fuckin Party

"States vote to take away my marriage rights, and even though I don’t want to get married, it tends..."

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:30:13 -0400

“States vote to take away my marriage rights, and even though I don’t want to get married, it tends to hurt my feelings. I guess what bugs me is that it was put to a vote in the first place. If you don’t want to marry a homosexual, then don’t. But what gives you the right to weigh in on your neighbor’s options? It’s like voting whether or not redheads should be allowed to celebrate Christmas.”

- David Sedaris (via suicideblonde)

pickup line: i told my therapist about you

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:13:25 -0400

pickup line: i told my therapist about you

blink-after-dark: Black and white blog, always follow back

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:12:59 -0400

blink-after-dark:

Black and white blog, always follow back

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Tue, 21 May 2013 14:11:31 -0400

fierrrrrrce:

http://fierrrrrrce.tumblr.com/

ki-ss-my-ass: oh-fuuck: ohitsfading-fader: noflawinyou: They...

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:11:03 -0400

ki-ss-my-ass:

oh-fuuck:

ohitsfading-fader:

noflawinyou:

They killed themselves after being bullied for being gay. It’s not okay. They didn’t deserve that end.

It’s not okay for us to be so judgmental. God didn’t call us to be so cruel.

I don’t give a fuck how many followers I lose for the following statement. But to the person who wrote the comment above.. Gods the prick who began the whole injustice of homosexuals you idiot. Fuck

^the above comment!

if you dont reblog this there is something wroooong with you , so please stop reblogging hipster bitches and nutella and reblog this , thankyou.

scvlptures: depression is when you don’t really care about anything anxiety is when you care too...

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:10:02 -0400

scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what

zaymmaliks: SOMETIMES I WANNA BE A WHORE AND DO DRUGS JUST TO SHOW MY MOM HOW MUCH WORSE IT CAN BE...

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:09:24 -0400

zaymmaliks:

SOMETIMES I WANNA BE A WHORE AND DO DRUGS JUST TO SHOW MY MOM HOW MUCH WORSE IT CAN BE THAN JUST LEAVING MY DIRTY SOCKS ON THE FLOOR

yanderegal: chickensandwich: chickensandwich: if this gets 500 notes i will kill my dad with a...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:01:44 -0400

yanderegal:

chickensandwich:

chickensandwich:

if this gets 500 notes i will kill my dad with a shovel

i’m not going to kill my dad. this website is the worst.

don’t back out now u pussy

emilioestevez: story time so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:01:08 -0400

emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

overdose-on-the-trigger: *

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:00:43 -0400

overdose-on-the-trigger:

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wal-kingtrav-esty:

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:00:40 -0400

wal-kingtrav-esty:

thatpsychowriter: For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:00:33 -0400

thatpsychowriter:

For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know

alcoholdrinker: wow i can’t wait to email all the gay porn on my dash to my family and friends

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:00:17 -0400

alcoholdrinker:

wow i can’t wait to email all the gay porn on my dash to my family and friends

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gameboycoloured: u know my url not my html

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:59:35 -0400

gameboycoloured:

u know my url not my html

homeiswhereveryourtoiletis: black and white blog

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:59:13 -0400

homeiswhereveryourtoiletis:

black and white blog

fierrrrrrce: http://fierrrrrrce.tumblr.com/

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:58:05 -0400

fierrrrrrce:

http://fierrrrrrce.tumblr.com/